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Tiger Woods Redemption Roast
Recipe by:
Ickenham
Poor Tiger will need something special to win back his wife (and his sponsors). Here's my idea.
Ready in 8 hours 20 mins
Ingredients
Serves: 1
- 10 pounds The finest and most succulent roast in the world
- 2 gallons tears
- 1 spray Woods cologne
- 1/4 cup Lambda Olive Oil (by Harrods)
- 50 24-karat Diamond earrings
Preparation method
Prep: 20 mins | Cook: 4 hours | Extra time: 4 hours1.
Sear roast in Lambda Olive Oil (the most expensive in the world at $200 a bottle).
2.
Pour in tears, bring to simmer.
3.
Simmer for four hours on the steaming head of wife and/or relatives. (Add more tears if necessary).
4.
When roast is cooked, stud with diamond earrings.
5.
Present on gold platter (Add more tears if necessary).
Last updated:
May 14 2012
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